Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML
Today, at his request, I met up with my brother for lunch so we could catch up. Apparently, our mother put him up to it so he could tell me our parents are getting a divorce. They didn't want to tell me themselves because I'm "too emotional." FML
Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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darksunset00 16
Hey OP! My mom did something similar to me. We've been together for six months now and it's been amazing. If he's willing to set up his own sister with one of his friends I'm sure it came from a place of love. Don't take it so hard. ?
WCARlover 35
And his friend might turn out to be the love of your life!
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Comments (23)
cassandralorene 12
at least he's trying to help instead of making it worse by making fun of you behind your back
MummyRavyne 14
Your brother is doing you a favor in the end. You might get a date, what's the fml?
jbivens1992 17
Well does your life make YOU sad? If not then to hell with what your brother thinks. If yes, maybe this could be a good way for you to change that. Doesn't always matter how you meet someone...sometimes it only matters that you do meet them.
tmj25789 23
That's sweet of your brother to care about you and want the best for you.
stellasue11 38
thats sad :(
MrsPanda 14
I'm sure he wouldn't have chosen someone bad for his sister so hey, go for it!
xxWTFxx1981 23
obviously he thinks you need to get laid... and if you do what's the problem? GET LAID... if the sex is bad then you write a FML as you sneak out his bedroom...