Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
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thatguy7 0
That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.
lukewarmocha 0
dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...
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Comments (363)
bindee2211 2
that's suckks!
ArielTheMermaid 17
That truly sucks :(
revolllabyellov 0
I don't get it
LadyReptar 0
I fail to see the FML please tell me I'm not the only one :/
mbr_dancer 0
OMG. thats terrible...hope you took them to see "This is It" (his movie) instead. MJ will be forever missed
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wtf IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? MJ HAD PRACTICALLY NO CHILDHOOD, ABUSED BY HIS DADDY, BEING ACCUSED OF MOLESTATION BY SOME 10 YEAR OLD PRICK AND HIS FAMILY JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED MONEY, AND HAVING PEOPLE MAKE THESE DJSGUSTING COMMENTS ABOUT HIM. HE WAS A TALENTED MAN, HE DONATED TO VARIOUS CHARITIES, STARTED SOME, AND HAD EXELLENT MUSIC THAT WAS ENJOYED BY MILLIONS OF FAN'S AND A LEGEND TO THE MUSIC WORLD AND THE KING OF POP AND YET PEOPLE STILL WONT GIVE THE POOR ******* MAN A BREAK? HE DIED. GO TO ******* HELL AND DIE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED THESE "omg mj is a pedo/he dangled a baby of a balcony/**** him/his death is a stunt/mj's a rapist" COMMENTS, SERIOUSLY JUST DIE ASSHOLES
tedyesca 0
is it bad that i laughed? ts been a while.
cklined514 4
I'm sure you guys got your money back though...That's really sad.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
He lives!!! Too soon?
BVBARMY1238 9
Oh. Ha. it's hard, him being dead and all.