Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my mom told me I was a bad daughter because I didn't get anything for my parents' anniversary. I just sent my brother a check for $400 for my share of their gift. FML
Today, my brother and I spent almost $600 to plan and throw a divorce party for our mother. She proceeded to announce that she and our dad are staying together and that we completely jumped the gun. We deserve it, but… FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
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thatguy7 0
That sucks, I hope you can get your money back.
lukewarmocha 0
dang that sucks. knew somebody had to post this though...
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eliz3 0
good souvenier?
swanee14 0
when farrah fawcett died, St. Peter met her at the pearly gates, and told her that she could have one wish before she passed. she wished for all of the children of the world to be safe. One hour later, michael Jackson died.
pinkuggs4ever 0
Damnnnnnnnn Listen. I am so so so sorry for you, O truly am. Like this is the most heart filled sorry I have ever given. I almost cried when I read this
naja_12168 3
Not remotely funny number 300. In fact, it's extremely disrespectful.
Hjelloo 0
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
jazz419 0
i say you keep the tickets. he will be remembered as the greatest popstar. ii miss him.
ZzXx_WrA_xXzZ 0
RIP Michael I doubt he ever touched children
themanistheman 0
More like F Michael's Life. Considering he's dead and all..
Nando09 0
Dang man that sucks yeah something similar happend in my family so i feel the loss and the money too of course. r.i.p michael!
nickerbockers3 0
FYL. That sucks, but still- people are going crazy to buy the tickets as a momento so get on ebay and try and hock them, you might get some of your money back if whoever you got them from doesn't do refunds. RIP MJ, he was a legend.
ibanezrick 0
LEEEEEEAVE MICHAEL ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!