Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
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Comments (54)
perdix 31
It says you asked him who he ****** (let's not use this "was with" bullshit) BEFORE he was with you. Did you ask him who he's ****** since he's been with you?
TeamKelly 10
All sugarcoating has been removed with that comment.
pheebs314 17
They probably should've had that chat before they had sex... Don't forget, you aren't just sleeping with that person, but with everyone they've ever slept with o.O
SilverInGray 25
30, I don't think you can be statistically gay and straight. I think it's more about preferences than who you actually had sex with.
pheebs314 17
I should've clarified that that was the line they used in my not-quite abstinence only sex ed class to discourage kids for having sex. I thought it was a more common tag line though. Sorry, guys.
RedPillSucks 33
@39, you do realize #31 is talking about STD transmission, right?
perdix 31
Hey, what's everyone talking about? No one's answering my ******* question! That is, my question about *******.
TheDrifter 24
It would have been the prudent question, and I'll bet OP is itching to know now.
lilhellian 27
There's more than one STD's.. and STD isn't the disease it's the category..
HowieDoIt 21
STD's are like Pokemon cards, you can collect and trade with your friends!
1994bitches 12
Gotta catch them all.
r8_fml 6
At least hes honest :)
marcranger 29
Even if he's not a cheater, he's still a cheap ****. I hope the STDs are as easy to get rid of as he is, OP.
Lvl_8 7
FYL -3 Defense :( totally sucks
lowshadows 21
OP boyfriend: "did her, did her, did her in the ass, did her in my car, did her at her house, did her in the bathroom, did her tied up, did her blindfolded, did her and her other friend at the same time, she did me. Am I missing anyone?"
HowieDoIt 21
You forgot her.
ironichalibut 24
Why only 'may' have an STD? Isn't that something you that don't want any ambiguity in the mix?
amDes 11
sometimes UTIs or yeast infections can have similar symptoms as STIs, so he could be confused
saidoh_fml 26
Both of which are highly unlikely for her bf to have.
AgentSmith79 9
54, I think 35 was pointing out that an intelligent person would have gotten tested, to be sure if his symptoms were caused by and STD, before he opened his mouth to his partner. So where does this "may" shit play in? He should know if he has one before he risks ruining his relationship by admitting to something he may not even have.
alwayswinning123 7
And the d bag of the year award goes to..your boyfriend! Now dump his ass.
Nikkitaria 9
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