Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Woedel 25
Well, since you didn't put your face in your profile picture, it seems you like other parts of yourself better too.
Joshwarrior 39
So what was in your picture? :P Anyways hope he said it in a joking manner and in no way was being serious (:
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Comments (61)
shupwhup 18
so romantic
NodakN8V 25
Nobody has a sense of humor anymore
leogachi 15
If you can't accept the fact that some people aren't going to have the same sense of humor as you then you shouldn't be making jokes.
lysx84 24
What? No. I make jokes on the basis that everyone thinks I'm a hoot. If I thought one person wasn't going to share in my humour would I still joke? **** yeah!
interesting33 37
Good question - could be a shot from behind, looking out into the sunset or something
a1_z9 10
Just assume he meant if your face was in it the picture would be more than merely 'nice' and roll with it. Some people just can't make a compliment.
ford_chick_22 12
When you assume...
a1_z9 10
Ha, I assumed people would know I was joking! Forgot it doesn't translate over the internet.
BobbumMan 5
Some people aren't good with words... not sure if he falls in that category.
novdestiny 23
now ex-boyfriend?
Krwman 8
Reveals a juvenile mean streak.
lysx84 24
Reveals someone who takes everything way too seriously. Learn to laugh at yourself or everyone else will.
hayleediaz 15
joking guys ! jokingly
Joshwarrior 39
Glad to hear (:
sstahpp 33
....uh then if you knew he was kidding why **** your life? :/
akkai 7
That really doesn't seem like something you would joke about. But if you aren't offended anymore I won't judge you.
Shamandalie89 32
If he was just joking then it's not so bad. Judging from your picture, you actually have a pretty face ^^
skepijohnson 11
Well he is your bf so he obviously saw something he liked in you enough to date you. Good luck op
persianchick 13
I'd break up with him ?
milehigh52 22
Then you don't belong in any relationships because you can't take a joke.