Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Top comments
Woedel 25
Well, since you didn't put your face in your profile picture, it seems you like other parts of yourself better too.
Joshwarrior 39
So what was in your picture? :P Anyways hope he said it in a joking manner and in no way was being serious (:
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Comments (61)
Big_Bear99 19
Have him wear the paper bag next time...
hoosiergirl94 31
Say back "yeah you ruin all my pictures"
worldclassrager 41
Let's leave it at some on put him up to that...or he's just a heartless bastard...but still let's go with the first
nfedrichy 20
Some people don't really think. at all. They just go through life like boneheads and hurt everyone in their way.
carecam 4
Dump him
cheshireau 26
Either people these days have some really mean significant others or a humour that I'm not familiar with.
lysx84 24
It's humour. I could make my partner sound horrible by admitting that he regularly describes me as a "disgusting creature". If you knew the reason was because I fart in bed though...
Isa_fml 20
Dump his ass.
momac86 17
Sounds to me his face would look better out of your life ... Jerk
justsayingbeach 15
Sound like someone is desperate for some boob attention otherwise your face would be in it. Sle-lfie
enginsteve 17
Dump him.