Today, my boyfriend told me he only loves me sometimes. He explained what days he chooses to love me and what days he doesn't want to. I told him that's not how it works. He disagreed. He's 27. He still doesn't understand why this is a problem. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend still doesn't "believe" in Valentine's Day. Every year I feel stupid for caring about this. FML
Today, my partner of 4 years has told me that trying to be emotionally present and initiate affection from time to time is too much of a change for them to handle. I wish they had said that the first time I brought it up, instead of stringing me along. Oh, but they "love me". Just not enough to be a better person. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
This reminds me of that YouTube kid who says he only likes his mommy when she gives him cookies. I think your boyfriend may actually be a two-year-old.
danm_1 28
He sounds like an excessively spoilt child. I doubt whether talking will help much, he seems to be stubborn too. If he wants to act like a child treat him like one. I don't mean for you to physically discipline him, but you need to show him that he can't always get what he wants.
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Comments (52)
mssileas 25
How did you not walk straight out the door when he said that? That seriously sounds like a waste of time.
ahotbanana 5
You sure your boyfriend isn't just a couple kids in a long coat?
njaminami0 7
Sounds like you have the Prestige (movie) kind of situation on your hands
Mynxie 26
The fact he can decide which days to love you makes me wonder if there isn't something else that makes those decisions for him (ie another woman). And what kind of fool thinks that makes sense?
Mathalamus 25
actually, it shows that he is capable of manipulating his own feelings on a level more advanced than anything i can do. but, choosing which days to love you or not is a serious misuse of his ability. or, its more likely that he does love you every day, but denies it in some days for some unholy reason. its probably this one.
bmannyc 3
Um ok why do you stay??
Sparx1_1 16
It's not a problem - for him anyway - since he thinks like this and you're still his girlfriend.
TheRealStunts 27
Your boyfriend sounds like a moron...is the warranty still going? I suggest getting him replaced for a smarter version
shitstorm28 11
I'm not usually one to jump on the "dump his ass" bandwagon, but this time I think it's justified.
Urpoppy 21
Maybe you should look for someone with a little more emotional intelligence.