Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML
Today, my date told me that he, his parents, and grandparents, believe that all doctors, but especially dentists, are nothing but drug-pushing crooks, and therefore completely unnecessary. Oh and the fact that they’ve all lost their teeth is “genetic” and has nothing to do with their hygiene. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML
Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
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Top comments
tralala453 22
If he still takes care of his teeth I don't see why it matters.
Psychicgirl17 18
He still brushes his teeth right? he doesn't use breath mints to cover his breath for 6 months?
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Comments (145)
ponylegs89 24
My boyfriend has not been to the dentist in six years. I told him he had to go to the dentist by the end of August. Practically all of his teeth are rotting out of his head hahahaha
omgthisisgay 10
Ew.... Is that an exaggeration? If not, he needs to go before August. He needs to go like NOW. People have died from infected teeth.
edmunson 22
Or tell him to drink more Mountain Dew and he won't have those few left for long.
aimee0027 17
Is it just me or does this fml sound very familiar? Oh well. Op, as long as he takes care of his teeth, it's no problem.
omgthisisgay 10
I thought it sounded familiar as well. But, I think the other one was about toothpaste or something. Not really sure. :/
perdix 31
Your boyfriend is so naive. The government doesn't use dentists to steal money. They use them to plant tracking devices in your mouth . . . dunh, dunh, dunh!
FrankHotpants 31
This wouldn't happen to be the guy who gives his girl yeast infections is it?
buckdharma 38
Never worry bout the government, if you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
Daddymo 14
I went to the dentist recently for the first time in 10 years and I was told my teeth are in good shape. Brush and floss twice daily, eat healthily and don't do meth!
Joe9024 20
Well what the hell am I gonna do with this RV now!??
skyeyez9 25
I hope at least he is a good flosser. That is where most of the problems in your mouth start, just above the gum line from poor flossing.
xblaine 17
"Hello sir when was the last time you visited us?" "Two years" "Holy shit"
titibug823 11
If he brushes and flosses regularly, he should be fine. I didnt go for years, then decided to go and had recently started flossing again, but my teeth were in good shape, gums a little swollen, and found out the reason why my jaw sometimes hurt, grinding teeth at night. There are multiple reasons to go to the dentist....
jh9108 0
It's called corporate and law learn about it. You deserve it if you just sit back and let yourself be screwed over