mynameiscrazy
Australia
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.
whatsup215 0
He wanted to heat things up I see ;)
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AugustBurnsToast 14
My psychic abilities are sensing lots of reservations in your future.
Micheal0902 1
Was this fire in Duluth Georgia? Cuz I saw a fire at 7 here and noone was home:
zachherbert 10
Just because it said "today", doesn't necessarily mean it happened today. Chances are, it was a different fire.
BunchieRules 31
49 - I agree. Coming from a frequent moderator, it can take a long time for certain FMLs to be published/rejected. I think after we vote, everything is averaged out, and then it has to be reviewed by the FML gods, etc. It's a tedious process.
mynameiscrazy 2
No, this happened in Australia, and no it was not featured on the news of any sort. It happened on 30 June 2012, aha.
FlameFist 7
#20, if you look at the original FML, it has a location tag that says "Australia." Why did you even ask in the first place?
GovernorGeneral 8
Is it just me or is it hot in here? ;D
SweetJTBR 22
When you put it like that kyleekay, it makes me want to become a fire-fighter.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Rough sex?
unknown_user5566 27
Is that an offer?
patrickalamo 48
Hot Sex, ending in a wet cooling sensation.
FlameFist 7
#69 Having your comment number as 69 just made that a ton funnier.
igive 29
and wearing nothing but boots, hat, and the fire house ;)
alohalili 0
Op I'm sorry but he did try :/
br0ccoli 15
Not the kind of rug burn you were hoping for, right?
Fmlsea 28
that sucks but at least your bf tried , not alot do.
21bebe 0
You look like kholoe kardashian. Just had to let that out there.
couturedoll 7
Hey, at least it's the thought that counts...