plantfood
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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9
I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...
FMLandurstoo 9
To make him happy just say "Damn!"
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mimi23mimi 0
bet that turned him on..
Rdog4501 0
let line
Rdog4501 0
thank gosh for the clean circumcision and not it being mangled!
akshayvs91 0
Good one..carry on...if u want to see more contact me
Wreakorofhavoc 1
Here's a tip for all women. Instead of saying anything just put it in your mouth so you can't say something stupid like that. Guarantee he won't mind.
properbostonian 5
Was it because it was small ? Because usually if it is then you can't even see if it's circumcised or not. Do tell!
WishLine 6
I'm not convinced by the circumcision of babies at birth for no real medical or religious reason. It's strange how it's all expected in the fee-paying American health services but not on the British NHS. Why? Because it's an easy way for private doctors to make money, but a waste of money for the NHS. Any guy can keep clean under their foreskin, and if they'd rather not have a foreskin, that should definitely be their decision to make when they're older. No doctor or parent has the right to cut off body parts without the owner's permission, I don't feel. it's not as if you can get it back. Furthermore, you reduce sexual pleasure by anything up to 60%, apparently. No, far easier to get circumcised later than to try and get un-circumcised because your parents/expensive private doctor chopped up your penis when you couldn't tell them not to.
Oniat 2
100% agree with you. Besides, how hard is it to convince guys to rub themselves in the shower every day? :P
DaRkEn1313 0
It actually hurts like hell weeks after you get it done if at a later age. And you can "grow" the foreskin back. Pain in the ass and can take years but it is possible.
futurepharmer 6
TL, DR. You're not writing an essay. It's a comment.
Pslcybn5 7
Seriously, THAT'S the first thing to pop into your head to say?!? People are stupid!
gdawg1300 0
Circumcision FTW!
llZombiell 5
FYL OP. Dicks should be more appealing...like ****!