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plantfood United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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skulskinator 5

At least he didn't have crabs

ashhxoxo 14

Lol. Well, that's good. Don't want it to be all uglyyy. :)

ctlnaaia71 8

you don't need to say something, you take that thing in your mouth and suck it!!! that would make him happy.

Personally a cirumcised penis is better for me and better looking. Js its an opinion

I hope you dropped to your knees and did your duty!

crystalrain17 14

No one has a duty to do that, you sick f

TheVofStee 0

Haha holy poop that's great I wish I would have said that to my bf the first time I saw his lol! Score one for you!

Haha that is a great way to tear a mans ego!

i don't see anything wrong with circumsision. Although today's circumsisions are a preference and choice with parents and no longer a choice for health because there are pros and cons to both. I personally prefer circumsized but everyone has their opinions :)

Umm wow there are jus so many things wrong with this

baha how many other guys dicks have you seen??? makes you sound like you had many

AgentSmith79 9

Thanks to the Internet, she may have seen millions, and that wouldn't make her a ****.