plantfood
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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9
I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...
FMLandurstoo 9
To make him happy just say "Damn!"
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Slychild101 1
Lol nice
cupcakesnpot 9
wow what a nice complement! I'm sure he was completely flattered!
baller9622 0
My girlfriend just said pennis's dont turn her on
enopola 5
...and today I realized I not only was a lesbian, but that I wanted to be a doctor.
texasjalapeno_fml 0
Wat a gynecologist so u can be turned on all day?
xoxLovely 0
Wen i saw my bf's thing, i just told him hes really gonna hurt me w/ dat thing lmao
properbostonian 5
How big was it honey?
Eaglestrike117 29
Seems like someone had a bad experience with a girl laughing at his uncircumcised penis...
WishLine 6
No, actually. I'm too busy enjoying the extra pleasure mine gives me :P
Eaglestrike117 29
Keep telling yourself that.
WishLine 6
Science tells me that. Besides, it's a sorry state of affairs when a girl expects you to have a perfectly serviceable body part removed for a half-baked reason as that. I'm happy that I live in a place where circumcisions are the odd-ones-out. That way, if any of us want it done, we go and get it done by own own decision ;) It's a nice idea, the choice thing.
sky_surfer79 6
You shouldn't lie to young impressionable boys
tablecat 0
Is it two-toned?
SlenderMan_fml 6
153 pennies dont turn me on either.
StarFishSteven 5
Did he smack you with it afterwards?
RealDjRatchet 0
-_-
Mr_Eradication13 9
kids these days