plantfood
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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9
I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...
FMLandurstoo 9
To make him happy just say "Damn!"
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shrdlu 28
A good all-purpose comment when first seeing someone's penis is, "I never realized they were that big!" Even if it's the smallest one you've ever seen. He'll fall for it.
CarsCanBeBlue 4
Why did we need to know that?
moo117 0
lol say it's big
AITOUKA 10
Sounds like something I would say! I tend to embarrass myself like that frequently.
lions214 6
lol we all say stupid crap.
bjbthe1 1
What do you mean for the first time? Is this something you expect to happen again?
tripper37 0
Hahaha well...it must've been pretty damn good then!
camelspanker69 0
wtf..
Gidget9221 0
lmao. that is so something I would say.
xRyanGorox 0
I guess she is used to the uncircumcised