plantfood
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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9
I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...
FMLandurstoo 9
To make him happy just say "Damn!"
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fmlbiach 0
Nooo..when A guy shows you his dick you say I wanna suck dat babe
BelleBelle_fml 11
I did read that in his voice; your comment was still stupid.
austinocappucino 0
even better, reading the comment in the voice!!
IchigoKoneko 6
How does that make your life suck... honestly it just a random thought from your day.
SolemnlyLove 7
awkward silence after that? just get on your kneez and blow, problem solved
cufaoil 11
I have come to the conclusion that many women are terrible at giving blow jobs.... they all suck...
ben9694 0
Wow!! I would have been pissed
sexybabe13 0
Awww I'm sorry. Haha
mattmalin11 0
Lol at 112's picture, I did read that in his voice!
Sgt_Henry 2
Compared to the ways and means of some circumcisions here in South Africa, (going into the mountains at 18, with a rusty razor blade to become a man,) not to detail it all but I'd say you're doing ok!
kaylapple 1
was it big... or small?
Ikdiy2009 0
it's all personal preference. There are benefits with circumcision, but it's not 100% necessary for everyone to get it done.
alissa222 15
At least you didn't call it pretty.