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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9
I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...
FMLandurstoo 9
To make him happy just say "Damn!"
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MrPositive 0
I just threw up in my mouth a little
rainer13 11
says MrPositive
SpankyMcThrust 6
Welcome to the internet, we suggest you Google meatspin, lemonparty, and kids in a sandbox to get yourself started. Enjoy your stay.
raphanne_fml 33
#100 Oh my god I just did...
YayFlameWarz 9
I've never seen "Kids in a sandbox" D:
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Flames... YOU DO NOT WANT TO *scarred for life*
alliegraywords 13
I don't know meatspin and kids in a sandbox, but I guess that sometimes ignorance is a blessing...
BraBrando 0
damn, I'm so curious now...
MrPositive 0
I was reading this with my girlfriend and she asked what a circumcision was. I couldn't spit the words out before mental images came into my head and my gag reflex was the only thing I could respond with.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Wow, I successfully... shocked someone? I feel so accomplished. Also, KiaS is my favorite. ;3
Cjob 3
Sounds like you have a keeper :) not everyone is lucky enough to have a capable doctor with a steady hand..
perdix 31
You mean you know what a raggedy-assed circumcision looks like?
mk58 31
OP circumcises penises for a living. That's how she knows.
Fairiesdoexist 2
Ha!!
perdix 31
mk58, that's a tough way to make a living. People in that profession don't charge fees, they only take tips. Thank you and good night! Tip your waitress and drive safely.
TylerOMFG 7
Perdix, you are a funny man. :) To the fml, that would be very awkward for the man but ahah the OP was speechless :D
ThorneCrossed 9
As opposed to one done with dirty tools?
genesisnirvana 11
I've been trained to prefer mutilated dicks
btown99909 0
well that's fine as long as you didn't say "that's a deep forest"
xXMrTXx 0
Whats circumsized mean.
mk58 31
It means that you haven't undergone it yet.
CACC_fml 0
ask your mom
genesisnirvana 11
Please tell me your joking.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
it's when they cut off ur dick duhh
stewpididiot 11
GTS !!! Google that shit, son !!!
floridagrl12 0
Does ur dick look like it has a turtle neck on the doc cuts the extra skin off
ctlnaaia71 8
u don't know what that is? u r from a different world, or u r too young or u r simply stupid!
Fairiesdoexist 2
The tip of the weenie is cut off as a baby to avoid UTIs as an adult an so on.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It's the removal of the foreskin. Good grief..
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Btw 21 if u haven't been circumcised yet go get circumcised by the way I described it o.o it will help us all in the future who don't know what circumcision is when they are 13
katt_is_here 24
All you 11 year olds need to gtfo. This section of this site isn't for you.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
This app is for 17+ or mature peeps
Toxic_Kiwis 0
That's actually hilarious. xD
plebeianFelix 5
as opposed to a messy circumcision
indiablue 4
Now all I can think of is pulling out a penis in "show and tell" in kindy. FML.
jren207 24
Wouldn't you be arrested for that?
plebeianFelix 5
circumcision is when a tiny spaniard sails his ship all the way around the world of your penis
lopez1222 3
Win ^^