Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
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Top comments
CueTheMusic 22
He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!
tabbydionysis 18
"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"
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Comments (149)
vikky538 29
same last name...thats weird...
sbxqz 7
you sure your not family?? on a further distance!? :-!
lsvxoxo 12
There are millions of people with the same last name, without being related. For example, in the Netherlands, Jansen and Janssen are very populair last names.
strike2867 13
Shouldn't you be in West Virginia?
Demoniq 25
...But did you die? No seriously - if he's not ready and that's his way of saying it, it's not the end of the world OP :) In today's day and age, there is no need to rush marriage unless you force it!
stargirl_95 24
If he's not ready for marriage then he should be straightforward and say so. He shouldn't be giving her bullshit excuses
Demoniq 25
Ever stop to think that's the kind of relationship they have? Although I am 100% supportive of the honest and straight approach, not everyone handles things the same way.
stargirl_95 24
If that's the kind of relationship they have then I doubt OP would have posted it on this website
LocsOn 13
or..."lets not and say we did" and save thousands on the wedding
RedPillSucks 33
You can get married and not have a wedding and save thousands.
JazNim17 18
Why spend thousands on a wedding anyway? Some of the sweetest weddings I've ever been to cost less than a thousand. You don't have to spend thousands.
skittyskatbrat 19
Yep! Ours was under $3000 for dress and reception and all and the guests STILL talk about it as the best wedding ever. Price of a wedding would be nearly as lame a reason to not get married as already having the same last name....
StarkWolf_fml 23
well all you need is the ring to complete the set also.. how you to meet? I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this.
chazzywazzy654 22
I smell bullshit....the same last name is just an excuse
glengus 17
do you two sip your apple sauce through a straw?
thejimler 9
Next time don't hook up at family reunions.
RA91 26
He doesn't sound like a brilliant one, lol.