Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
How would that work?
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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iliketocomment17 7
then give him one
RedPillSucks 33
Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?
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Comments (237)
EatMyCrayons_ 0
Whs wrong with that?!
BeastNerd 3
# 200 (I think thats the number...) Takes one to know one, asshat.
FML858 0
hello kitty is awesome.
bballstar1244 0
dude I love your boyfriend!! where can I get one?:P
Shadow_Phantom 26
To the people who are saying "OMG I WANT HELLO KITTY WEDDING!!!" You will look back on that 10 years from now and think "what the f*ck was wrong with me?" To the OP, FYL.
melfamilia 3
What is a Hello Kitty wedding!?
SparklingSarah 0
You'd better hope he was either drunk or joking.
Wolfpackcg_98 0
He is kidding right........?
ex_stripper_jk 20
I certainly hope you had the good sense to dump him before you even bothered to post this FML! I mean seriously, chic, there's no future with Hello-Kitty-Boy unless you're a Japanese pedophile.
Daederoth 10
O M G That is just a fabulous idea.