Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Classic
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Freudian
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Nice to meet you… again
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Sneaky
Today, after dating someone for a year and a half, upon meeting his mother for the first time he'd told me she has bad anxiety and that he’s going to introduce me as his friend, and the only reason I was meeting her was because she was selling her deceased husband's car. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
What a bitch. Introduce her as your boyfriends great grandmother.
Epsilonyx 15
10 years? And you're still his girlfriend? I think that may be the reason she referred to you as his friend. He either sucks at commitment or this is a very open relationship. Still a mean thing to do, of course.
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Comments (179)
noisebox 1
I think she doesn't dig you, better get to the bottom of it.
kelly352 0
Mom in law~ ".... And this is my sons friend" You~ " and this is the bitch
ntiger8705 2
If ur still on the girlfriend level and it's been 10 years u are just a friend. An extended stay friend. Take the hint.
Nemle22 4
10 years and you're just NOW meeting his mother?
midlojoe 2
10 years and not married yet? Yep, you're just "friend"
wolverine47 10
Well if you're a guy and she doesn't know you two are gay then I can see how she thinks you're just friends
Ricky0710 1
does he know that youre his girlfriend?
megfaith01 5
Seriously u should take the hit and move on and find someone else it's obvious that he not serious about ur relationship.
AzeHole 4
damn. 10 years and no ring. that should be its own FML right there
lalaney 14
Wow, lots of projecting here! Sounds like many of you find marriage a necessary goal in life. Not everyone feels that way. There's nothing in OP's post that indicates that she's disappointed about her relationship, you all projected that.