Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Facebook official means it's serious
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
People won't even be able to find the relationship status with the new crappy interface!
BeatlesObsessed 12
So he's embarrassed of you? I think you need a new boyfriend.
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Comments (186)
mellylicious 8
Hack his fb acc and secretly change it, then hide the post from him seeing it (: that'll teach him!
StoryOfTheYear 15
He deleted his profile=Problem with plan
btstig 11
Not to mention that comment is way beyond a restraining order red flag. Get a life it's Facebook.
ea49610 0
Yea cuz you know theres so much pressure in changing your relationship status
s0m3guy2010 21
Maybe he's in the witness protection program? Even if he isn't, there's a chance he will be after the next time you see him.
rredman83 0
Probably doesn't want the other girlfriend to find out.
Melisso 4
Exactly.
ally_85 1
yup obviously he has girls on there and hes not ready to be exclusive...I've been there...and I was right! please take my advice
thehoneybadger 10
Somebody please change the then to than...
laceyanneman 7
Tragic.
Ravena_fml 1
Yeah,mine did the same thing
ScarletBloom 14
That's good for you. He takes this relationship seriously instead of treating it like a cyber one.
CassieStrawbs 7
I see why you would want him to do the for you. Not just so others can see but it kind of makes you feel good in a way... If that makes any sense what so ever.
Freeze_fml 17
Moving to Google+ hopefully.
mishkaroni 15
I've had google+0since beta and had thought it not to be very user friendly. However, with all the fb changes, it's looking more likely that i'll be using google+ only soon.