Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
thatisnotanFML 0
Okay, Let me say this: How is this an FML? Your boyfriend proposed to you! Albeit in a completely silly way, but still! Don't be such a brat, just accept it! As long as he loves you, isn't that what matters? Jerk
canadiata555 0
You obviously dobt understand the point, jerk :P
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#41- The point is, it's a shitty ass way to propose. Like, "Eh, what the hell, let's get hitched." Seems as if he doesn't particularly care either way. It would've been infinitely better if he'd done it in person, with at least an inkling of romance to show he actually cares.
ashbaby010 0
this isn't an FML. at least he proposed, granted it wasn't in the 'traditional' way. i hope you weren't so shallow as to say no, just because he didn't do it the way you wanted him too.
legionofone 0
i dunno i like the idea, if i was gunna do it i would engage ya on facebook... then when you came in questioning me i would be on a knee with the ring...
meggi33 0
wow, he's cool.
j3nn1987 0
I woulda denied it and sent him a message telling him to pull his balls outa his ass and ask you in person! What an idiot!
onepctech 0
Just like a woman, never satisfied, always wanting more.
glykoula09 0
one word: D to the NY!
anamaia 5
Aww, this is pretty cute ^_^
onepctech 0
Just like a woman; always wanting more, never satisfied. I hope he gives you an onion ring and not a real ring.
Jimboom 12
Classy!! Oh yea.. he's a keeper.... not