Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
monkeyz0r 0
72 needs to pull that stick out of their ass, you can still change ur relationship status lol
WomboCombo 0
#46 is right. Always looking for the Bigger Better Deal. This goes to show how pathetic and shallow women really are.
CheshireAna 0
Yeah, while it's not the worst way in the world to have been proposed to, it most certainly wasn't the greatest. Things that important definitely should just be left to text/internet methods. I've gotta agree with the person who said they wouldn't say yes unless he found another way to propose, haha.
carrie_bear_319 0
agree with #1. THe internet has taken over our minds...we'll slurp our your brain last....HULU!!!!!!!!!!
Talia070 0
Did you except ?
ohJeeznotme 7
Thats really bitchy of you. 2 of my good friends got engaged that way because they officially became a couple was through facebook so he thought it was cute that he would propose in the same fashion. If you are that upset then break up with him and find someone more romantic in your opinion. You should just be happy that he wants to commit to you.
carrie_bear_319 0
#1 has it all right......but yes your life is ******. Even though ur pretty lucky to be getting married. but yes that is a jerky way to propose
rustyrox 0
Deny it, act like u didn't see it! Or Just be like what's that about? Maybe it was his friends? If he says it was for real say "you don't honestly believe I'd accept that as a proposal?"
PennyForAThought 0
At least he didn't twitter it?
imfromtexas02 0
that's a story you really want to tell the grandkids