Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
myrelin 0
I'm sorry, that sucks - maybe he was planning to do what one of the above commenters said? Wait for you to go questioning him, and be ready with the ring there. #54, nerdrage much? #58, that's kinda cute :D
shelby0716 0
Maybe you should turn him down and tell him you would like him to do it the old fashion way
jb21 0
Maybe he was kidding?
xaesthetics_ 0
i think sometimes it hard to tell what guys want, and the way a guy proposes to you is important because it expresses his feelings for you. and it really questions how he feels about you if he does it over facebook. it really isnt about the ring, expecially if u are getting married i think you should have a better relationship than to propose to someone over the internet.. or maybe you should tell him its fine but you are only going to have online sex to go with the online engagment.
merri_fml 0
I seriously would have denied that confirmation request and said to his face something along the lines of, "If you want me to be your wife until death do us part, you can have the balls to look me in the eyes and ask." FYL
Tikal_fml 0
That's really sad, I'm sorry.
nativebacon 0
I agree with #43. If it fits you as a couple, then it's sweet. If not.... whatever, he still proposed! A good story for the grandkids!
anonymouschicka 0
Awww that sucks :(
sharpe15 0
aw i think that's a cute way to do it. as long as he did the real thing later.
NonEntity 0
Maybe he thought he was being cute by asking via Facebook, sort of a 21st Century way of proposing. I hope he followed up with a visit in person!