Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
Jord111222333 0
That's pathetic. Exactly y I don't have FB. it's an excuse for people not to communicate properly
regalarius 0
I'll bet either he doesn't know what 'engaged' means or is being silly with Facebook. I worked for the Secret Service with a guy on facebook 25 years before I was born. I also have several female friends supposedly married to other females, all of whom are underage. Man, we can dream, can't we??
GabriLee 0
I would ignore the request for a week, pretending I didn't see it. Let him sweat it out. After a week tell him to his face that unless he comes up with a better way to propose, he'd never hear even one wedding bell.
plethora 3
Haha, that's awesome.
TheUnnamedOne 0
lmao #20
droppinloads 0
Maybe you can send back a picture of you banging some other guy and say no. Don't forget to seat the Sims next to you at the reception. Ugh.
C_Wicked27 0
I'm sorry but that's just hilarious. But seriously, I would take that as a sign that you need to leave him and never look back. Or at the very least, keep that decision on ice until he proposes to you in person like an actual human being.
Jsgirl 0
No ring no engagement
PinkityPink 0
Keep waiting..... He might send u a virtual ring too!!!!! Hahaha
irrelevantxx 0
Hahaha @ #20. But srsly, that sucks so bad. Lol.