Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Independence day
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
How very dare you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Close, but no cigar
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Sociopathic
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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soupisyummy 13
I'm sure that wasn't the only reason
DeadxManxWalking 27
To be closer to his new girlfriend
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Comments (159)
mike3775 39
Sounds like you are better off, considering my current wife and I before we were married, I always had to drive 40 miles or so to see her daily, and I never cared about the mileage. You will find someone better
GreenAppleDP 0
Awe, my boyfriend of a year and a half lives 100 miles away, he doesn't have a vehicle so he'll take a 5 hour bus ride to come see me.. Driving it's 2 hours, but nothing is too far.
carnage1108 0
That was back when gas didn't cost 4$ a gallon
XtraEzeee 8
100 miles/2 hours=50 miles per hour. Considering that distance isn't all freeways, not so unreasonable.
XtraEzeee 8
100 miles/2 hours=50 miles per hour. Considering that distance isn't all freeways, not so unreasonable.
GreenAppleDP 0
I live on the east coast. Going from one major city to the next, there's a lot of traffic. Especially when we live in different states.
sharksforever 0
wow hes stupid
gonad_gobbler 1
This fml was very moving
DontClickOnMe 28
Well at least he was only your boyfriend for three months. Look on the bright side, he didn't waste too much of your time.
cjack188 13
Ex-boyfriend: I couldn't stand the smell of fish anymore!!!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
If the ex-boyfriend didn't like OP cooking fish for him, he could have told her kindly that he doesn't like the fishy smell, not break up!
The_Hitdude 12
I can't tell if you're joking on purpose or you're just an idiot.
cjack188 13
Oh boy, he obviously didn't get my ultra failure joke.....
xXxIracebethxXx 14
There's a way to accidentally joke around? Of course I was being sarcastic. FFS.
Ruffclue 9
this fml shouldnt even be on here. i m pretty sure the guy is not love of ur life so just move on.
Ruffclue 9
ohh man i should of seen this coming - too many thumbs down. but this is the reality of life, there is no such thing as happy ending or fairytale.
JustDerpin 11
it can be hard to move on, even if they're not the "love of your life". ._.
micahsmommy 13
Not with that attitude. I rather like my happy ending. Life isn't perfect but I've got a handsome loving husband and a cuddly little munchkin which is more than I could have asked for.
jmking 1
This fml, along with others, has every right to "be on here". I'm sure any of yours don't though. Get over it, you aren't the manager here.
Ruffclue 9
51 - its good hear that : ) 75 - atleast my girl friend doesnt leave me for such a stupid reason. And plus all i m saying is she deserves it for going out with such a guy. OP should try to find a guy that really likes her.
SkittlesPhotos 0
You deserve someone better than him.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Wow what a lazy panzy. Before my step dad moved in, he'd make a 3 hour drive every weekend to come see us
asleepingbear 8
He sounds like a good man
CharliesCool2084 8
Well that was a crap excuse to break up with you.
Heinousness 0
Bad excuse, OP's boyfriend. Wonder what the real reason was.