Itstrickyyxx
Erie, United States
Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.
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Xalandra 17
Try using birth control to help? That is if you haven't tried already.... Good luck OP that really sucks :/
PaulB123 11
You know, There are other ways... Just hopefully you don't have diarrhoea that time of the month too!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Ear sex? Once you go black, you go deaf...
cactasaurus 7
Why would someone choose YDI? She can't control when her period comes, lol. FYL though, that absolutely sucks.
rattusrattus 19
Well, with modern birth control you can, but seeing as there can be side-effects to them and also a lot of myths still flying around I can see why the OP did not think of this. One fun thing: you can just not take your placebo pills and never have periods again (although when I tried this I got grouchy unless I took the placebo pills twice a year.)
SammyS2012 21
I truly don't understand; the placebo pills do nothing. That's why they're called placebo pills. You dont need to take them if you're on the combination pill and they don't control your period. I was prescribed with the pills for my intense cramps and I don't take the placebos but I still get my period at the start of that row.
SammyS2012 21
Ohhh maybe you guys mean continue the next pack instead of taking the placebo pills? Sorry if I seem stupid; birth control pills are kinda new to me
kofeinisti 6
The placebo pills are there so you won't have to stop taking pills for a week and then remember to start taking them again. It's easier to remember to take a pill every day.
SammyS2012 21
Yeah but people on this forum is saying that they control your period? That's what I don't understand.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Hey maybe he has a period fetish, sorry op life's a bitch.
mrphychrs 5
most guys don't mind ketchup on their hotdog as long as the bun is tight
NOOBSQUAD 0
I agree, and this is clever why the thumbs down?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Really? That's nasty. If a guy was bleeding out of their dick I would not want to bang.
sugarbaby9908 20
Haha, that's great
PhilMcHawk 7
It's a good thing guys don't bleed out of their dicks then.
dotdotdotslash 8
I feel like this is the most bizarre comparison I've ever read but it's lute genius :)
atitud3 12
Sex is a really big part of your life I take it?
atitud3 12
I find it funny how you would be able to tell something like that from a comment on FML. Are you psychic?
nyf137 20
I see what you did there
steven84_fml 4
I agree, his life sucks. Err, I mean your life :)
marshmelo17 5
FHL, poor guy.
Futacy 30
That's just horrible.
olpally 33
Like your username says op, it's tricky... **** both your lives... Anal or head. Pick your position. Good luck.
ericathealien 7
Or they could take a shower during or after the act and incorporate toys where his mouth usually is. There's really no reason a couple can't have vaginal sex during that time unless either party has a blood phobia.