Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said, "Will you be the Eva Braun to my Adolf Hitler?" I struggle to think of a worse way to propose to a girl. FML
Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, during a social media dive on my new boyfriend, I found out his username on an old forum was "Hitlerdidnothingwrong69." I confronted him, and all he said was, "It was a different time, that was funny then." FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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IllestRated 17
You want to knock some sense into him, or should I?
boxbrandon11 20
Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?
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Comments (57)
awkwardloveannie 28
with America going as it is we might find out if your boyfriend is right
Zaros_fml 24
Oh not another one of you "Obama is a nazi" fuckwits.
purrypie 9
Your boyfriend must be a really interesting guy to talk to because I love arguing with people [playfully]
Hutch1965 6
The only world will be a better place (for you) after you dump his sorry ass.
SuperMew 22
I always find those theories interesting. But only because I like history and think it's amusing to sort through how many tiny little mistakes could have changed the world. Most of the time, when I debate whether someone would have won a war if they did this, or that, it's not because I wanted Hitler or Mao to win, it was because it's just something I like to think about. However, if your boyfriend was serious, you might want to reconsider your relationship.
gracehi 33
No, but YOU'RE grouchy.
Lyounchick 1
Well hey now, I am not liking these close minded comments...beeeecause there is a chance that yeah, he was just some hateful neo nazi extremist type, OR he was just a thinker who questioned "what if", did some cause and effect research, and maybe came up with some plausible alternate reality. Not everyone can think like this, & that is rather sad...the sheep will accept what is because it is and not question it, or how it came to be :p so she was either dealing with an idiot, or is herself someone that can't think outside the box.
Sweetpea22 14
Yeah, everyone has a "what if" Moment of how better off the world would be if Hitler won. *Sarcasm*
gracehi 33
You, know, you're right. I AM closed minded to the idea that a Nazi ruled world would be preferable to the one we have now, and I don't mind saying so.
meirginsburg18 10
as a Jew this is disgusting
Rednomad 5
Hmm. Look at this way, if Hitler wasn't being a such a crybaby like wanting to rid of certain races off this World, Germania would've been landed Moon and Mars, cure all diseases, no unemployment or poverty, and we'd be living on Titan and explore more abt Uranus, Venus, and rest of solar system. Hitler had rocket, radar, and superior technology with many high intelligent scientists and engineers. He was an idiot who thinks doing his way will do this World a favor and started WW2 for payback from WW1. Then executed mass genocide and forceful annex of land. Right now, the way America is going is so parallel to Nazi Germany but I'd be labeled as conspiracy theorist.
gracehi 33
I won't call you a conspiracy theorist... No, no, that's not quite the word I'd use. The word I'd use rhymes with midiot. Can you guess what it is?
Sweetpea22 14
Really? The US is killing minorities via concentration camps? Moron
newyorkcityguy 9
If any of you had the intelligence and foresight to see past the mass genocides that would occur, you'd see why the world would be better. The Nazis were assholes, but they definitely were not idiots. Oh, and please don't compare Nazi Germans to redneck, neo-Nazi Americans.
gracehi 33
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. :/
Makaze 12
If you've ever read Mein Kampf you'd see that effectively Hitler did win in the end. His dream of a united Europe with Germany at the lead has come true.