Today, I've been dating a girl for about a year. After about 5 months, her mom kicked her out so I had her move in with me. She’s super sweet and nice, but we aren’t intellectually compatible, and have wildly different interests. My best friend is everything she isn’t. I'm starting to crush on my friend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML
Today, I dated my friend’s ex-crush, but she was mad about it. I know about "Girl Code" but the thing is they never dated, so it didn’t count. She’s also in a relationship now with a different dude, so either she hasn't moved on from him or she feels possessive of him. Now I "don’t belong" to their friend group anymore. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
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mskeptik 12
I heard a story about a girl... Not only did she use a made up excuse about her parents kicking her out, but as soon as the guy told her he wanted to separate, she "suddenly" got pregnant. So be extremely careful.
RichardPencil 32
Threesome? Maybe that will be an interest you do share. And your rent will drop from a half to a third, and more sex than you can handle. x("win-") where x is an integer greater than 3.
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RichardPencil 32
Threesome? Maybe that will be an interest you do share. And your rent will drop from a half to a third, and more sex than you can handle. x("win-") where x is an integer greater than 3.
mskeptik 12
I heard a story about a girl... Not only did she use a made up excuse about her parents kicking her out, but as soon as the guy told her he wanted to separate, she "suddenly" got pregnant. So be extremely careful.
kitten79TX 5
Tell the girlfriend the relationship isn't working out. Give her a set time to find a new place, and in that timeframe you'll be roomates, not lovers. If she doesn't have a job, take that into consideration and givr her adequate time to find one and save up the necessary funds. After the initial conversation, after everyone has had some time to chill out and calm down, put the agreement in some form of trackable writing...like text or email, that gives you proof of the new arrangement. This may be needed to legally protect yourself in the future.
Grumpy Jack 27
First of all, is your current gf good in bed ? Second of all, is your bf aware you crushed on her and does she feel the same ? If you answered yes to the first and no to the second part of the second (whaaat ??), think of keeping the current one. At least, you can enjoy sex with her and smart discussions with your bf. If your bf crushed on you as well, start considering dumping the other one. Or maybe ask for a threesome (never had the chance so go for it if you can). Now, like someone said previously : keep in mind that your gf might have made up the whole story and maybe she's trying to set you up with a baby !