Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said, "Will you be the Eva Braun to my Adolf Hitler?" I struggle to think of a worse way to propose to a girl. FML
Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, during a social media dive on my new boyfriend, I found out his username on an old forum was "Hitlerdidnothingwrong69." I confronted him, and all he said was, "It was a different time, that was funny then." FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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IllestRated 17
You want to knock some sense into him, or should I?
boxbrandon11 20
Do you have blonde hair and blue eyes?
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Comments (57)
shhhaaarrron 12
Whoops
JustinMrBest91 10
Well OP im sorry too say but I think its time too breakup..
ASBriere 8
FPOS
Recoveryben 15
who is to say that the world wouldn't be a better place? nobody knows exactly what would of happened. we all have our little theories we keep to ourselves for fear of rejection. we could live in a utopia right now. not agreeing or disagreeing, just saying.
BubbleGrunge 18
Right because mass genocide is the main ingredient for world peace!
Kiki242 19
Do you have blue eyes and blonde hair?
StompinOnCrayons 15
Don't let him breed. It's an awful statement, and I can't begin to express my sympathies that you had to date / know that being.
Telefonmast 7
If Hitler had won, there would be no wars in the middle east because the Jews would be sent to other places. And no capitalism.
foxy_grampa 19
So I think you should run away as fast as you can
perdix 31
You should Ge-stop-o seeing him.
gracehi 33
Well, yeah, the world would totally be a better place if Hitler had won the Second World War. I mean, aside from the tyrannical world government , destruction of art and literature, and continuous religious persecution and racial genocide, the world would just be all rainbows and sunshine and puppy dogs with shiny wet noses and sloppy kisses.
perdix 31
Supposedly, he did like dogs, so part of your vision would be possible.
gracehi 33
Ah ha! I always knew there was something about those "dog people" that rubbed me the wrong way...
worldclassrager 41
I would like to hear that theory..,like some people believe printing more and more money is helping out national debt...