Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Today, during a social media dive on my new boyfriend, I found out his username on an old forum was "Hitlerdidnothingwrong69." I confronted him, and all he said was, "It was a different time, that was funny then." FML
Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend watching Andrew Tate videos and agreeing with everything he was saying. I shared my opinion that Tate is a disgusting human, and my boyfriend said that of course I’d try to suppress the truth like a typical woman. Ladies, I think my boyfriend is broken beyond repair. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
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darwinism 30
Seems legit. Show him the Leonardo Di Caprio documentary about "Titanic".
Glowworm56 27
Does he think that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter as well?
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darwinism 30
Seems legit. Show him the Leonardo Di Caprio documentary about "Titanic".
RichardPencil 32
The fact they spelled it "Basterds" should be a clue that fact-checking was not a priority. Just take your boyfriend to the edge of the flat earth and push him off into the arms of Bigfoot and the Kraken.
Glowworm56 27
Does he think that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter as well?
manofmerr 27
Wait, he wasn't?
Tarlachia 33
Wait till he finds out that a couple of space cowboys saved earth from Armageddon by blowing up an asteroid.
darwinism 30
What are you talking about? We all know Bruce Willis did that!
Tarlachia 33
I don't know man. He failed to give his "Yippee-Kay-yay ************" speech. That's the only way I know it's legit.
commandokid 13
You're dumping him because he has a belief that happens to not be true? I think there are bigger problems in your relationship
DanielleinDC 34
She's considering dumping him because he's an idiot who can't tell fact from fiction.
SneezyBear 27
Yep. There's ignorance, and then there's just plain stupidity.
mariri9206 32
So? Why is it so wrong to believe in something? I agree with Commandokid - there's something else wrong with your relationship. I hope you do break up with him because he deserves better, deserves someone who will support him and his beliefs, instead of knocking them down, thinking they're stupid or ridiculous, and making him feel silly for having different beliefs than you, which based on how you tired to tell him differently and are so ready to end the relationship, I'm guessing that's how you treated him.
mariri9206 32
how you tried*
core01 30
Breaking up with someone for not having a grasp on reality is a perfectly acceptable reason. Breaking up with someone who has different beliefs (religion) is also a perfectly valid reason. We are not required to support, believe, or condone anyone else's b.s. Own it and accept the consequences.
mariri9206 32
You don't have to belief in it but you can support them. Relationships are about support, you know, and tend to not do well when there's a lack of it.
Tyguy3000 9
If so why date that person if you know they are like that to begin with.
WeirdUS 30
Agreed this not sure if the two comments above are serious or joking kind a hard to tell but it's perfectly reasonable to break up with someone not having a grasp on reality knew someone that was in 9/11 truther she ended up being nuts.
unsealingkale 18
it's a Tarantino film not a belief you ******* dongle
SneezyBear 27
I agree with mariri90whatever. I believe that Toy Story is a true story, but nobody takes me seriously. I deserve to have my beliefs taken seriously, they're just as valid as any others ffs! Am I right?
lostinareverie 21
If you ever need to breakup with him, just say you're a lizard person who's research into him is over.
Camo23 21
Show him a history book, tell him to educate himself
Exaspera 55
Y'all, it is a mostly true story. While it ended much differently, there was a group of Jewish men in the US army who really pulled many stunts similar to what was shown in the movie. While you should read books, The American Heroes Channel has great documentaries about wars in the past with actual footage and interviews with participants. Having seen Inglorious Basterds earlier, I had no idea it was partially based on a true story until I saw a show on AHC. After that, more research was necessary on my part.
Gaimeboy 7
One wrong belief is apparently a deal breaker. While I do agree it's ridiculous, I'm sure everyone believes at least one thing that isn't true and will defend it vehemently.
manofmerr 27
Nah, everyone is perfectly grounded and aware of everything, like how global warming is acually a ploy by the chinese, and how vaccines can cause autism, cancer, and alien abduction. And lets not forgot the biggest fact of them all; how the earth is clearly flat, and nasa is working with the government to cover it up so nobody tries to get past the giant wall that surronds the end of earth. People all around the globe agree with that last one.