Today, my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix. He was so excited to show it to me and was certain I'd love it. I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
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SabriLittleRed 25
White Chicks is a great movie (:
BlackFames 16
You don't have the heart to tell him that it was a hilarious movie, and you loved every second of it? That doesn't make any sense.
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Comments (44)
r_u_happy 7
How can you not love White Chicks... It's hilarious!
tehdarkness 21
Well, guess I better watch White Chicks!
archertheo 15
I LOVE this song (head bob)! You've already seen it and can't believe that you both have equally awesome taste in movies?
oxfordgal 2
White chicks is great!
SailorKelly 7
I'd say this is more of a "F his life"
Stitcher 14
**** his life for having a lame girlfriend that doesn't like White Chicks. He was being sweet.
Mauskau 36
YDI for not liking White Chicks. Best film ever. What a beautiful chocolate man, ahahaha! :)
skylur123 4
omg the SAME thing happened to me except he found it on xfinity demand :p
darbmutat 12
"Reserving judgments is a matter of.. 'Infinite' hope.."
winchestinalock 21
why is this an fml??