Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
Oh dear I hope your ex doesn't think you planned this out of revenge :S
drake1138 21
I'm curious as to how you handled the tip :/
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Comments (66)
worldclassrager 41
This may have been awkward but I don't think it should be a huge deal
youtuberRontmann 5
I just hope he didn't do anything to your food!
oelaiho2001 7
...ouch!
psyjoniz 12
plot twist: he did know.
ecstasy22 12
omg...thats soo embarrassing. .sorry OP..btw,how was your ex boyfriend's reaction?
Levvy 22
I have a weird feeling this is probably the other perspective of someone else's FML submission.
SmittyJA24 26
You must be young. As life goes on, you'll get a long history of "ex" BFs.
love_me_electric 20
Why assume she's going to have a long history of exes? Not everyone is a serial dater.
wvcheesehead 13
Sounds like Spiderman 3
enzozo101 8
Reminds me of Mike and Molly?
nitrog100 21
Truth be told, I'm surprised your ex didn't or couldn't get somebody to cover your table for him. Missing out on a tip sucks, but I'd probably do it in his situation.