Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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Comments (433)
Stephinat0r 0
Hahahaha. Sometimes instead of FYL or YDI on these stories... I just want to say "That's completely awesome."
nelliednt 6
that is amazing!!!! roflmao. maybe he was trying to tell you he likes the cack?
EightInchNails 9
Rah, rah, ah, ah, ah, Roma, roma, ma, Gaga, ooh, la, la
davek 36
Your boyfriend is a botty-bandit.
brucesgirl 0
frekin annoying not even real music thanks to her making men gay
ndiesal 0
Your bf just lost the right to be a male
samanthamaay 0
I know that we are young and I know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you anymore? hahahaaa xx
artssfreak 0
stop callin stop callin I don't wanna talk anymore...
DisposableGod 0
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DisposableGod 0
Damn iTouch. Anyone who breaks up using lyrics deserves to be single. You just saved yourself, now get yourself a real boyfriend.
Velouria_ 0
I love your ex. He sounds awesome.