Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Gamers CAN have a love life
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
She'll be single for a looong time...
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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hehpoof 0
The guy broke up with her. Over the phone. For a fictional woman. Why would you want to "be serious" with a guy who does that?
blushinFML 0
and this is when dating nerds can backfire.
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Comments (205)
Lightning_Farron 11
I have a crush on the girl in my profile pic. Lightning Farron 3> Best Final Fantasy babe of all time.
Diddlydoo1632 18
You dodged a bullet there
Pixiewolfe 46
At least you don't have to worry about any STIs where he might of cheated on you :<
peterblack67 9
I think you should be glad to be rid of him. He sounds like a complete moron.
peterblack67 9
Sweetie if he's that freaking dumb you're better off without him.