Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
Sounds like it is him. He seems like an asshole
nix1993 41
He's a twat. It's definitely him.
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Comments (25)
TheMisfitScribe 17
He's clearly a douche bag and a giant coward. You're better off.
caseyface1123 15
What a dick. You're better off without him
Jay18 22
of course it's him, he said it and he did this asshole move, ydi(you didn't deserve what he did to you, but the bullet you dodged)
corky1992 33
How upsetting to be excited over seeing flowers from your boyfriend and then a note stating it was over. Dick move. Im sorry. Sounds as if you're better off though.
bulletsinthewind 21
Well that certainly sucks. I've been there a few times, so I know how it feels. Sounds to me like you can do much better than him. He was right when he said it's not you. It's definitely him
kirby1964 20
Sorry for the breakup, but at least he sent you flowers. By the way, when someone says it's not you, it's me. Yea, it's you.
TMO2142 25
Please give us more info, and maybe he hasnt ever broke up with someone which is why he said it how he did?
914smv 18
well it could be worse. sorry op
MaJiDsTeR 2
What a pussy to not have the balls to break up with you in person.
DumpsterKidd 3
Atleast he took the time to buy and send you flowers and write a note. If he was a true bonafied asshole then all he has to do was block your number.