Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
Assuming that was his actual excuse, he still lied. Because in the period of time between him saying 'no' and you two breaking up, you were still dating.
jckxzie 15
What a loser..
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Comments (58)
pickle682 17
I'm guessing there was some other motivation too but FYl for getting that bullshit explanation
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't date cowards.
truckers_wife 23
this is how I got one of my boyfriends in highschool. he requested a song on the radio for his "girlfriend", referring to me. then said he didn't want to be a liar so we started dating.
zarrganaut 17
Wow, sounds like you're better off. I hope you find someone better!
nerdsgetmehot 23
He sounds like an idiot. You dodged a bullet.
Amama_fml 30
I'm guessing that maybe OP is actually pretty young. And by the 2001 in the username, I'd say she's about 14 years old. If so, then her boyfriend is just an immature kid. But don't worry, OP, you're still young, you'll meet a nice guy someday and probably forget about this.
rockwrench 18
What? Is he 10yo. Best you move on and find someone who can at least be straight with you.
EvilLittleMan 23
He may not be a liar but he's lacking in the ball sack.
DerpAngel 8
He doesn't sound like the smartest cookie in the world?
nitrog100 21
It sounds like he was already planning on breaking up with you. If you're going to be single, you don't want people assuming that you're in a relationship. Mind you, I still think his response was a cop-out, but I understand why he might have done so.