Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
Assuming that was his actual excuse, he still lied. Because in the period of time between him saying 'no' and you two breaking up, you were still dating.
jckxzie 15
What a loser..
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Comments (58)
ButtBooger 9
He's not a liar. He's a fortune teller.
shaaza 16
He's now a liar to that someone and an asshole to you. You'll find someone better OP.
PenguinBitch 44
That's one way to break up. But dayum, he just used you girl.
alishalisha 3
I have had this happen to me also
ptellini 7
Wow Alaina that's messed up. Find a better man?
KoalaLife 13
I'm so sorry! I know how you feel at the moment, my girlfriend just broke up with me, don't worry! People like that don't deserve someone as special as you.
samthestud13 10
That's not how you break up with someone just say "were like a fat man it's just not working out
FMLusername969 21
I wouldn't dwell to much on the reason he's giving you for the break-up. "I don't want to be a liar" is just an excuse for breaking it off and that was the best he could come up with.
Drosophila82 18
That is the bare minimum for any excuse. deplorable and embarrassing... He's not a loser, that's offensive to losers, losers still make an effort... Your ex is garbage
joelp232 17
sounds like good riddance to me