Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
Today, I realized that I broke up with a man who loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man who loves me, who is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
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KateeJo 0
He obviously lied to get into your pants. I say you rip his balls off and hang them in your trophy case.
perdix 31
YDI for believing what a guy says just before, during, or just after sex. We'll say anything if our cocks are getting to come out and plunge into dark, wet female areas. And here's the worse news: since it's been only 30 minutes since the hookup, that "caring" part is also a sex-fueled lie.
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Comments (89)
TiniMartini 0
hmm he was using u for a piece of ass.... dickhole lol srry tho tht sux... slash his tires! :p
beer01 0
Are all guys like this? Say anything just to get into our wet areas?
omnistryder 0
not all of us... most girls go after the ones that make the rest of us look bad
Prestigex 0
Once again, girls already have *******, they don't want another one.
purpleexla 0
thatss messed up!
stormin972 0
I got a feeling the OP isn't telling us exactly what happened. She probably started talking about getting married or something and scared him off.
omegakillswitch 0
funny the same exact thing happend to me but my girlfriend dumped me and she keeps saying she wants to be with me and then dumps me again haha It burned at first but now I don't feel pain of "love"
silasandseansfml 0
yawn same old boring fml's lately. they are all about the same thing soo annoying and not funny. ydi for being a ****. you are the weakest link, goodbye.
greenlime_fml 3
ouch, thats hurts! im sorry:(
smrtblkguy 0
before or after the sex?
sallybobally 0
hey guys, check silasandseansfml! they have a time machine, judging by their ancient attitudes about female chastity and their totally outdated pop culture references
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I hope you die.