Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
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ap7diamonds 1
You should ask him if he uses penis enlargement pills.
muzy 23
Op just paint her face like joker and then say "why so serious?" to him.
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Comments (120)
abpersonality 19
Dump his ass.
MarisaCB 16
Seriously? The "dump him" comment. No. I think that this was one of the nicer ways of putting it. He could have called her ugly and thrown some make up at her. Like the person above somewhere said, it could have been waayyyy worse.
MarisaCB 16
I'm not in any way insecure and I always wear make up. Wearing make up isn't some terrible thing for the media-obsessed woman of today or anything. Its fun, and artistic. I think some people look fine without make up. Others could use it. But the "natural is best" spiel is seriously annoying as hell. Not everyone wants to be natural. Its a choice. Like getting an orange spray tan. If they feel confident, then **** off. Its their life, not yours.
InfiniteSecret 20
I love when people say "I'm not insecure but...." Really devalues their point when they try to say something and use but, it just makes you seem insecure that you have to say you aren't insecure.
KiddNYC1O 22
The natural look is far from overrated, my friend.
jaredofmo 22
You know what? I don't know you, OP, and I don't know what you look like, but if you're that confident, then YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
With_Love929 3
That happens to me all the time. It isn't exactly because you're ugly, he probably wants you to wear make-up to enhance your natural beauty. :) Just saying.
Factor_fml 6
Why not enhance the boyfriend's natural beauty too, then? Some make-up will look good on him, I'm sure. Not the layers of foundations, just something to even out the color of his face and bring out the shade of his eyes.
NashyzzleTheN 10
Some people don't appreciate natural beauty and that's their problem! I'm sure you look fine OP!
hateevryone 15
Don't do it. I don't wear makeup. There's nothing wrong with natural beauty, some girls need to realize that.
fadingaway 17
Exactly that. No girl should need makeup to feel beautiful.
urnext123 1
Well he is being honest maybe its time to start wearin some hun
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend is a major jerk and you deserve better. If he can't respect your natural beauty and expects you to put on ridiculously expensive goop, to hell with him. You should dump him.
TheRpQueen 0
Lala why can't we be friends why can't we be friends!