Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
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ap7diamonds 1
You should ask him if he uses penis enlargement pills.
muzy 23
Op just paint her face like joker and then say "why so serious?" to him.
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UnionsSuck 5
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Atleast he was nice op and wasn't an ass about it
zandalee 20
Yes he was!
PandaKitteh 20
Well at least he didn't shove make up at her and say "well you ******* need some."
zandalee 20
Ever heard of the term, 'The smiling assassin?'
brandy1 5
You should have replied, ''do you use your brain much?''
alshygirl 14
Great comeback! *sarcasm
HooyoMacaan 7
ne'er?? Wearing make up is a choice people can make. But being natural is never* overrated. Kuddos to you OP. Atleast her man won't have the morning after scare. :p
hqbrat 8
Punked? :/
misspulkadot24 17
Squeeze his shoulder and say "And what are we to do about your face?"
greenie213 23
And maybe you should use lotion on your right hand. Yeah, it's that obvious.
DocBastard 40
Wait wait wait...first you say the natural look is overrated, then you say he should take her as she is? Make up your damned mind. It's no wonder you women frustrate the hell out of us.
Dcm210 19
you should try and find better.
CeCe184 17
Thats a mean boyfriend
Leslier_fml 4
Tell him to buy you make up then. Really expensive make up that is.