Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML
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ap7diamonds 1
You should ask him if he uses penis enlargement pills.
muzy 23
Op just paint her face like joker and then say "why so serious?" to him.
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Comments (120)
ezelisko 1
I saw up above about the pens enlargement pill comment. don't say that. just casually mention into conversation that he has an average size penis. that will set him off.
1soda1pOp1 6
Wtf kind of prick says something like that to their girlfriend? Damn.
TheJester12 15
Man: you need to stop buying makeup . It's far too expensive . We don't need it. Woman: but I need it to look pretty for you . besides you get things you don't need either , like beer. Man: I thought you said you wanted to look pretty for me...
jennifernorvell 7
Well makeup does help. Just sayin
thetoxiclion 4
Ugh! Duckface profile pic alert.
littlem91 29
I've noticed only the insecure seem to say the natural look is overrated.
chicub 4
An honest man is worth keeping
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Yes but an honest, Thoughtful man is worth treasuring in the keeping. :)
un1corns 15
18 - It's amusing that the idea that some women actually like the 'natural' look and would prefer not to wear makeup baffles you, when tons of women constantly try to achieve the natural, no-makeup look with the use of makeup.
LadySigyn 17
Im a woman and I dont wear a lot of make up, simply because I cannot afford the fancy stuff.
aylard 0
The natural look is overrated? Are you stupid? .-.
br0ccoli 15
Time to break out the drag queen makeup with blue eyeshadow and red lips and high-drawn thin eyebrows.