Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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CheeseTron 15
All aboard the USS Intercourse.
Welshite 40
I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.
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Comments (98)
brown_sugga 5
No Khan-do.
daveyyyyh 18
That's someone i would get along great with
vikky538 29
disgusting
awilliams44 9
U just ruined sex for me.. Haha
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That ruined sex for you? I guess it doesn't take much...
commandercolbert 6
smh
worldclassrager 41
I don't think anything could be worse than that...
patterq 4
Sounds like the ****** man to me
AKAR2521 4
gross.
Thejackel79 9
Well when Q says it, then it must be true.
TheCerealKiller 24
I fail to see the problem here, captain.