Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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BulletStreet 0
I love your family.
t0phurius 0
Sounds like you have an awesome family. At least he didn't pretend to be a nudist....
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Comments (190)
sunney3 0
best.family.ever. geez that's not an fml at all. LMAO
ilovescoobydoo 0
wow! my brothers did somthing like that 2 my first boyfriend
detrockgirl 0
Lol, that's actually kinda funny.
CouldntCareLess 0
I honestly don't care how ashamed you are or whatever, that is friggen awesome. Awesome! I wish MY family was like that.
Bostonian3352 0
Your family is pretty damn epic. Epic to the extreme. My dad's side only LOOKS like they're in the mafia, they'd probably flip if someone pretended they were. Your grandpa is the man.
carmoniam 0
LOL that is the greatest thing ever! Your grandpa is so cool.
Nofreakingway 0
mylifeisaverage.com I think you ment to post it here.
jackfm5 0
your grandpa a ******* bamf
loltoyoutoo 0
Nice one xD .
Lautaro 0
Where's the FML here? Your grandfather is a bad ass.