Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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Top comments
tjv3 10
I bet your boss and mine are related
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Yeah! How dare you do your job, OP! Shame on you!
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Comments (61)
asdfjkl123456 13
He must be really fun at parties!
FMLJFL 5
Grow a pair and explain it dumbass!
thebaddayblues 3
I wonder if he's been smoking that reefer, boy.
BronayPonay 6
LMFAO yes!
TheVoicesTalk 3
I feel for you OP!
MDTeddy 13
Op should tell his boss that. Also, is this the first his boss was a mean bitch?
lec17 10
Boss logic.
cupcakechick 17
I work at a flea market and part of my job is to hang up signs on booths when vendors don't show up, people will take thos signs down and ill get in trouble for it, even tho I do my job but my boss doesn't believe me, so I can sorta understand
Majora738 9
Why not just explain to him that you have to do it? What kind of boss doesn't know his own employees' responsibilities lol
wvcheesehead1 9
Bosses are usually way behind when it comes to what is actually going on in the workplace... just tell the person who assigned you the task and have them run it up the chain. You will not get an apology but may get the rectal exam of constant supervision dismissed.
whY402Jay 12
Post the SHIT out of company photos for the next few days.