Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Iamskynet 18
what a piece of crap he is
AviKerensky 17
Some people just have no class. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (59)
Bubblezx 12
Call the union. Racial jokes are illegal in a Canadian workforce. You can get him charged and/or fired. Also the call can be anonymous
missymaster 16
Your boss is an ass for laughing at a Holocaust "joke", but YDI for saying pissed in front of a client. You are at work, the client who made the Holocaust "joke" wasn't, it is your job to be professional, not the client's. It may seem lame, but it is a work place, keep it clean, even if your clients don't.
westcody 8
Yeah, well even if you don't agree with the joke, a client may get a laugh from your boss since that client is spending money with your company. Doesn't mean your boss agrees with it. You, however represent his company, so using foul language in front of a client is very unprofessional.
Elei 2
always impress the clients.
fictionaldiary 11
Because there is a WORLD of difference between laughing at a client's joke and using foul language in front of a client. Even if his laughing was sincere, it's still a good business decision to make clients feel good, while sounding unprofessional in front of clients is exactly the opposite. Maybe, instead of deciding what your boss will and won't accept, why don't you just act professional with every client?
fantastamazing 10
Sorry man, but the customer is always right and you are not