Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
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FFML_314 12
You're smart. I'm sure he got a good laugh out of it.
Litschi 0
geez.. fml isn't just for life ruining, world ending, universe crashing moments it's for funny, stupid and embarassing situations like these, so we can have a laugh at the stupidity of others :D lighten up..
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Comments (75)
hd9280 0
what a dumb bitch. lol. duhhhhh
husky88 1
were you trying to look upset when you took a picture of yourself or is that how you smile?
hd9280 0
hmm.. Idk. probably trying not to look to lame. lol.
slackinc 0
Is that how you smile then 25?
hd9280 0
yeah! lol. clever...
1kings67 0
they're not stupid...when you're in a rush you forget sometimes, I've tried to lock my house with car alarm before because i was in a hurry
hd9280 0
cuz ur just as smart as her. lol.
hd9280 0
ahaha...
berg54 0
Retard. enough said.
seahorses4eva 4
So was the FML the fact that you had a 'tense' meeting, or that you, like, totally used the wrong key to try to open your office door...OMG! Was it sooo embarrassing? Get some real problems...then get back to me.
Litschi 0
geez.. fml isn't just for life ruining, world ending, universe crashing moments it's for funny, stupid and embarassing situations like these, so we can have a laugh at the stupidity of others :D lighten up..
megamandude455 10
I don't get this FML
imright24 0
Op is an idiot and tried to unlock the office door with something other than a key - twice.
potterwatch 0
aww you must have been stressed or tired
triggerit 5
do not use even after really tense meeting boss's dick instead b/f...
amerwin 3
You should use that key for what it is meant for in your case; parking your car in the garage with the engine running while you let the carbon monoxide fill your lungs.
salic77 11
what a stupid bitch. she's a stupid bitch. *throws scarf around neck*...