Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss decided to start a sport challenge where we should set a training goal and report about achieving it. Okay, I go to the gym a few days a week, but I'm really not interested in this collective motivation crap. Later, our boss hinted that if I don't take part, I may get fired for breaking the team spirit. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to make a TikTok dance routine while at work. Today is also the day the District Manager chose the perfect ass fucking day to pay my unit a visit. I was fired. Christmas is now ruined. FML
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ollie179 21
This better be on youtube!
ocramavaf 15
just laugh it off op at the rate these Harlem shake videos are popping up on the web your company's will just be another grain of sand in the desert and consider the pelvic thrusting an endurance exercise for when you get to sleep with your bosses wife.
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Comments (106)
Xotoolyxo 16
You're getting paid to do dumb stuff just have some fun with it
itssjulia 13
That's awesome!
outoftown 27
Translation: My idiot boss forced me to "dance" in a company video. Now my pelvis hurts, but at least the video is evidence. Workman's comp, here I come!
HeartOfLead 24
I wonder what kind of mask you were wearing.
Ray_of_midnight 23
It's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Rogerrr57 21
I hate this ******* stupid shit
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xgetxbentx 13
Big deal? It's just a stupid fad, if it goes on YouTube people will think it's awesome, others will call it stupid and then in a few weeks everyone will forget about it. If this is the worst thing that happened, I'd say your day went okay.
ragini95 16
Link or it didn't happen
Mossears133 15
This is one of those things I just don't get. Every single "harlem shake" video raises the question "what/why the ****.......?"