Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Garden Grove, United States
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
mermaidkeels
United States
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Paul
United States
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Austin
United States
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Johnnogood
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Top comments
Marmarfarfar 25
No fatherly love for you.
revan546 24
Gonna be an awkward dinner later lol
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Comments (110)
Xyph8 1
tell your mom on him OP
mimiminx 23
A sexual harassment lawsuit against the dads child? I don't know what relationship you have with your parents but that's certainly not the first comment which sprung into my head...
tj4234 36
To be fair that's still inappropriate considering it's a work place.
TVKill3r 15
Yes but it's the OP's father. Firing her over that is just plain stupid.
mimiminx 23
How is that sarcasm?! Get back to wit school!
xs4u 13
ur dad is a stupid ****
Wizzlbang 10
I can understand him not wanting to show any favoritism in his company towards family members, but to outright fire you over something like THAT is a pretty dickish move.
liverpooly44 8
Yeah, he will hire you again. Just wait until your mom hears about it.
FML_14u2c 14
Maybe OP is adopted? :-P
n4ture 20
a nice dad you have!
eureka_fml 6
No touching!