Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
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Marmarfarfar 25
No fatherly love for you.
revan546 24
Gonna be an awkward dinner later lol
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Comments (110)
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Douche
tllom 11
Maybe it was something else, something you're not telling us. :o
vbmg152 19
Well, that is inappropriate on the job. However, he could've given you a warning!
EpicSquishii 21
My boyfriend wouldn't let me hug him at work for the longest time. Something to do with "professionalism" and "nepotism" and... Oh wait, there's a reason for that. You deserve it, you douche. He's not supposed to treat you any differently than anyone else if he's your BOSS and you blatantly disrespected that. Hugs are for at home or when you're out being social. NOT for work.
Ambient25 25
I think "conceited" is your description
ileenefudge 29
He's OPs dad. While I admit to hugging at work being inappropriate, he is still her dad and all he could've said was that they were at work and no hugging. Firing was too much and OP wasn't asking to be treated differently. I don't know if he's trying to keep the family relationship hidden, but if he is, it's a cruel way of doing it. As for hugging in itself, all the dad had to say was not now. Firing OP was way over the top.
Xotoolyxo 16
Tough love
seniorchang 16
I bet he caught you hugging his wife too. What's next, his sister? You dirty ****.
dakatabg 31
Make his life miserable now since he is your dad
etishuman22 32
I work for my mother and she thinks it's okay to rip me a new one in front of the rest of the employees but she is too uncomfortable for me to hug her in front of said employees....needless to say I don't get very many hugs from my mother. :(
Ambient25 25
Your mom sounds like she takes "professionalism" very seriously :(
Jaxx66 21
This is one of those comments that I don't know if I should thumb up, or down. I didn't want too thumb you up because I felt as if I was cheering for your mother. But I don't want to thumb you down because I feel that's insensitive of me. I did thumb you up, but know its because that's horrible, not because I think it's right on her part.
etishuman22 32
#75 She does, and what's worse is that her business used to run out of our basement. So everyone working here has known me all my life. Sooo I have creepy coworkers who think they're my mom too and say awful things to me for no reason.
etishuman22 32
#106 thanks, I appreciate the understanding! :) But usually I thumbs people up when they have a relevant comment or a funny comment, because thumbing people down can actually have a negative effect on their account standing on FML.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Public Display Of Affection
Ambient25 25
It's her dad you idiot, not her boyfriend. The hug was platonic.
onorexveritas 24
he just wanted a reason to