Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "Fainting Goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I attended my first Zoom meeting as a junior manager. Our CEO said she was feeling dizzy, and if anyone saw her passed out later they should get her some chocolate. Thinking she was joking, I burst out laughing. My boss quickly muted us, and told me that the CEO actually has diabetes. Nobody told me that. FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, due to increasing frequency and severity of hypoglycemic symptoms, I went to the doctor. Apparently, the pill may have given me a rare form of temporary diabetes. She wants me to be a case study for the next 12 months. FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
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Top comments
MollySheridan 11
That's really un-fair of him. You can't help what you have and he should, as your boss, support you, not make fun of you for something you can't control.
Crazynocatlady 22
Bleat his arse
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Comments (83)
hippodankamus 22
That's just rude.
Scarylizard1798 23
How does this guy get paid more than u?!
RussRuss 7
Because he makes decisions that probably decide wether OP has a job or not.
TomeDr 25
Go to Human Resources and complain about his harassment. You should have to put up with an idiot like that.
Smiley_70 22
You need to control your blood sugar levels. Fainting at work not good - at least your boss has sense of humour
TheDarkKnight34 7
Sometimes you have random lows and highs. I am type 1 diabetic and have been for 6 years. The difference is that the OP might be hypoglycemic and just has constant low sugars it would help more if he had specified.
pwnman 33
Very beeping disappointed that no one made a reference to the Tourette Syndrome FML.
laden_swallow09 35
Why? What does this FML and the other have in common?
pwnman 33
That there is someone making fun of someone...
pawelthink 14
Well, **** that guy.
laden_swallow09 35
I wouldn't give that sphincter the pleasure.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Has the boss not watched Saturday night live? Because that is what I think of when I hear the word goat or any mimicry of a goat. Your boss needs to be more sensitive. If he makes you feel uncomfortable, it isn't encouraging to inform anyone next time you feel feint.
hoopgrug 5
Please tactfully remind your boss that teasing you about a medical condition violates laws protecting employees from harassment. Even if it doesn't bother or offend you deeply, it is illegal and you should not be subject to it.
Thatguy334 7
Sounds like workplace harassment to me. Might want to take a trip to hr...or a lawyer
MiLM 37
Either you just tend to faint 'cause of hypoglycemia or have diabetes... If it's diabetes- You better start balancing it.