Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "Fainting Goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I attended my first Zoom meeting as a junior manager. Our CEO said she was feeling dizzy, and if anyone saw her passed out later they should get her some chocolate. Thinking she was joking, I burst out laughing. My boss quickly muted us, and told me that the CEO actually has diabetes. Nobody told me that. FML
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, due to increasing frequency and severity of hypoglycemic symptoms, I went to the doctor. Apparently, the pill may have given me a rare form of temporary diabetes. She wants me to be a case study for the next 12 months. FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
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Top comments
MollySheridan 11
That's really un-fair of him. You can't help what you have and he should, as your boss, support you, not make fun of you for something you can't control.
Crazynocatlady 22
Bleat his arse
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Comments (83)
ZannityZan 13
That's not very nice of him! Tell him the jokes are making the work environment negative for you and that you'd appreciate if he could stop making them.
earthsong_ 8
Report him, because that's no way to treat anyone in a work environment
BeautifulMine 16
Pretty sure thats highly illegal.
jasii_nicole 6
now thats just wrong
MorganHex 28
Lawsuit
magic_lover423 10
Just find something to use against him. Laughter will strengthen your relationship.
Chazzzor 10
Pay attention to your body - This is avoidable if you just snack appropriately when you first feel it coming on. In the worst case a couple of sugar packets makes a difference (the real kind, of course).
False_Stupidity 42
Nothing wrong with goats... In fact, they can be kinda sweet.
katydid91 31
Yeah, Okay 55. Whatever floats your goat!
ARetardedSeal 24
Well at least he's not making you play goat simulator
daddysgirl8 21
Isnt that harrasment?